The DNC Allies with RATS

 

Senator Chuck Schumer is starting an early voter registration drive, called “Register All Terrorists Surrogates”, or RATS. He wants to get RATS into action before the court ordered Stay of the President’s Executive Order can be overturned. As an incentive to attract RATS volunteers, the Senator is offering a souveneir tear-stained handkerchief, to each RATS volunteer.
 
RATS’ headquarters is appropriately located in downtown Washington D.C., next door to the DNC headquarters. Senator Schumer is confident the DNC will work well with RATS, since they have so much in common. It’s anticipated that RATS will become an important cog in the Democrat Party machine.
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