Caucasia Excusantis

No Known Cure for Caucasia Excusantis

There are millions of people suffering from Caucasia Excusantis Syndrome, for which there is no cure in sight.  Until a cure, or at least a treatment, is found, the rest of the country will have to abide the inane positions, comments, and ignorant accusations from people who are incapable of rational or objective thought.  Victims of CES have concluded that all people of color are unerring, unflawed people.  Since they are convinced that anyone of color is absolutely perfect in every way, they believe anyone who criticizes, or finds fault with a person of color is a racist.  For example, CES people believe that the only possible reason anyone could have for disapproving of Obama is the color of his skin. The Caucasia Excusantis Syndrome renders people void of logical thought processes.

Of course Caucasia Excusantis  is something I made up, but the White Guilt folks are real.  Just sayin’………..

 

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VOTER DISCRIMINATION

I WAS TALKING TO A GUY AT THE BAR THE OTHER NIGHT AND HE WAS REALLY HOT UNDER THE COLLAR ABOUT THE REPUBLICANS TRYING TO DISCRIMINATE AGAINST MINORITY VOTERS. HE INTRODUCED HIMSELF TO ME AS PROFESSOR NUMBNUTS. SO, I SAID, “MR. NUMBNUTS, WHAT IS IT, SPECIFICALLY, THE REPUBLICANS ARE TRYING TO DO?” NUMBNUTS REPLIED, “WELL, SEVERAL THINGS. FIRST OF ALL, THEY’RE DEMANDING PHOTO ID CARDS, AND SECONDLY, THEY WANT TO SHORTEN THE EARLY VOTING PERIODS.
SO, I ASKED NUMBNUTS, “WOULD THE THINGS THE REPUBLICANS ARE ASKING FOR BE REQUIRED OF WHITE VOTERS, AS WELL?” NUMBNUTS SAID, “WELL, YES THEY WOULD BE APPLICABLE TO ALL VOTERS.” I SAID, “HOW IS IT DISCRIMINATORY IF ALL VOTERS ARE SUBJECTED TO THE SAME RULES, PROFESSOR NUMBNUTS?” I WENT ON TO SAY, “YOU, SIR, ARE DEMONSTRATING A VERY UGLY FORM OF PREJUDICED THINKING. YOU ARE SO BIASED THAT YOU ARE ASSUMING THAT WHITE VOTERS WILL BE ABLE TO ABIDE THESE RULES, BUT MINORITY VOTERS WILL BE UNABLE TO DO SO. HOW CAN YOU HOLD AN ENTIRE GROUP OF PEOPLE IN SUCH LOW ESTEEM?”

The 2016 Black Privilege Conference

 

G. David Howard·Friday, April 22, 2016

This year’s Black Privilege Conference Committee would like to hold this year’s conference at Innisbrook Golf Resort, which is owned by Sheila Johnson, co-founder of BET, and is America’s first black female billionaire.
On the agenda, this year, will be roundtable discussions concerning new forums that may be established during this calendar year. In addition to Black Entertainment Television, The Congressional Black Caucus, The Miss Black America Pageant, National Association of Black Accountants, National Association of African Americans in Human Resources, National Black Business Trade Association, National Black MBA Association, Organization of Black Designers, American Association of Blacks in Energy, National Organization for the Professional Advancement of Black Chemists and Chemical Engineers, National Society of Black Engineers, National Society of Black Physicists, BCA, 100 Black Men of America, Blacks in Government, National Black Nurses Association, National Medical Association, National Association of Blacks in Criminal Justice, National Organization of Black Law Enforcement Executives, National Association of Black Journalists, and the NAACP.
The aforementioned associations actually exist, however, there are many areas that have been overlooked, such as: Black Puppeteers, African-American Beekeepers, Black Faith Healers and Fortune Tellers, Black Harpooners, Philosophers of Color, National Black Shepherds, African-American Silkworm Breeders, and Black Lion Tamers Association, to name a few. There is much work to do.

 

 

Congressional White Caucus Announces New Chairman

 

At this week’s Black Privilege Conference, The Congressional White Caucus will install Rep. Al Bino as CWC Chair of the 113th Congress. The Congressional White Caucus unanimously elected Congressman Al Bino to serve as Chair during the 113th Congress. The Caucus also unanimously elected Representative Ron Towhead to serve as First Vice Chair, Rep. Al Abaster as Second Vice Chair, Rep. Cal Carbonate as Secretary, and Rep. Mont Blanc as Whip. Current CWC Chairman Seymour Clouds and Chairman-Elect Al Bino released the following statements: “Al Bino is an exceptional leader,” said Chairman Seymour Clouds. “He has served his constituents and the state of Ohio with unmatched fervor and has been an outspoken Member of the CWC in supporting policies that protect the most vulnerable in our country. With the challenges facing our nation, the Congressional White Caucus must continue pushing to ensure every American has equal opportunity to achieve their version of the American dream. Rep. Al Bino will see to it that the Congressional White Caucus remains the most vocal when equal opportunity and justice is under attack. As we welcome the most diverse Congress in our nation’s history, I am confident that Rep. Bino and the Executive Board will lead the CWC in the great spirit of our legacy as the “Conscience of the Congress”. I also know he will do his best to ensure the CWC continues its vital role in moving this great country forward.” “I am honored and humbled to serve as the next Chair of the Congressional White Caucus and congratulate all other officers elected today,” said Chair-Elect Al Bino. “As members of the Congressional White Caucus, we have been deemed the “Conscience of the Congress” for a reason. We share a commitment to champion the issues of millions of Americans who yearn for a better future. We remain concerned about unemployment, particularly the high rate of unemployment among White Americans,” “The Caucus is a collective voice to promote equal access to quality health care and education, reduce poverty, strengthen Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid and balance the federal budget in a fiscally responsible way. In the 113th Congress, I look forward to shared leadership among all of us who were elected today as we continue to advocate not only for the citizens we represent, but for all Americans.”

 

Raise The Voting Age To 25

Most of the professors in our colleges and universities are hard core left wingers. Kids coming out of college have been indoctrinated (brainwashed) for four years and consequently, they trend to the left. After they’re in the real adult world for a few years, compete in the marketplace, pay some taxes, and their frontal lobe finally develops, they begin to skew more to the right.

The voting age should be raised to age twenty-five anyway, because the human brain isn’t fully developed until age twenty-five.   Consequently we have ‘kids’ with undeveloped brains deciding elections.   Just look at the minions supporting Loonie Bernie.  They don’t have a clue.  How else can this Obamanation be explained?  “When you feel the Bern, do the math”.    Many people will argue that ‘if they’re old enough to fight, they’re old enough to vote’.   Wrong, wrong, wrong again! Neither has anything to do with the other.

The Games Of The XXXI Olympiad

The 2016 Olympic Games in Rio de Janeiro will, in my opinion, be the most interesting Olympics ever! Since Iran has finally agreed to allow Iranian women to compete, I can hardly wait. Some of the Iranian girls learned to run really fast, especially those who had brothers, but how fast will they be able to run in a burqa? Iranian President Hassan Rouhani is standing firm on the proper dress of Muslim women. They will all be wearing the Iranian uniform, which will be a green, white and red, one-piece burqa. Olympic officials have great concern about the safety of the Iranian women’s swim team, fearing that the women could drown trying to swim in a burqa. President Rouhani, instead of allowing the women to wear a traditional swim suit, demanded that all the other countries’ women athletes be required to wear a burqa. Olympic officials, of course, issued a rather terse refusal. This is going to be a very ugly Olympics. I’m sure that the Iranian Women’s Gymnastic team will also have great difficulty. They are sure to get all tangled up in their burqa in the floor exercise competition, and watching them do the vault and uneven bars should be interesting. And the ladies track team will have a dickens of a time in the hurdle races, but it might be fun to watch.

Pee Wee Herman Returns To Standup

It’s rumored that Pee Wee Herman will be returning to standup comedy. How are they going to be able to introduce him? They can’t say, “Coming on stage next…..”. Or, “How about a big hand for Pee Wee Herman”. Or, “Folks, you can’t beat our headliner tonight”. Or, “Our headliner comes all the way from Sarasota”. Or, “Now, for the climax of our show”. Or, “Here he comes now, Mr. Pee Wee Herman”.
He does have a new movie, which will be out in the spring, called “Hanging Out With Pee Wee”, coming soon in a theater near you.