In case the hate inspectors would come looking, I cleared some incriminating stuff out of my garage today. I threw out my Gorilla Glue, two monkey wrenches, a coonskin cap, a Yankee screwdriver, a greaser, an old Jews harp, my jig saw, a spade, and all my Black and Decker stuff. I’ll sleep better when I get the wife to throw out the Aunt Jemima pancake mix and syrup.
With what we know about Bruce Ohr, Nellie Ohr, Lisa Page, Peter Strzok, Andrew Weissmann, and a host of other dirty players, a real AG would have heads rolling and indictments out the wazoo. The ersatz Attorney General Sessions doesn’t have both oars in the water, but could have two Ohrs in hot water immediately.
Years ago liberals claimed to have an exclusive on ‘compassion’ and made clear their willingness to slap the snot out of any conservative showing signs of tender-heartedness. Now, the Libs are close to gaining a monopoly on ‘hate’. Wow, the libs owning hate AND compassion? Those two emotions are only compatible when equal amounts of ignorance and bias are added to their cauldron of ‘compassionate hatred’. The cauldron has to be stirred and the Liberals have an ample roster of ignorant biased compassionate haters willing to take turns stirring the pot, i.e., Maxine, Morning Joe, Madcow, Sharpton, Adam Schiftless, Sobbing Chuck, Nancy the Genius, Wahoo Warren, Chris ‘Thrill up-his-leg’ Matthews, Lying Lanny, James Comey, Pantsuit Hillary, Peter Strzoc, Robert Mueller, Rod Rosenstein, Whoopi, Joy Behar, Colbert, Kimmel, and ad regurgitum.
Lanny Davis has long been in the tank for Clinton, and is dedicated to bringing Trump down. Destroying Trump is his mission and his highest calling; to hell with Michael Cohen. He said on TV last night that he would not allow his client (Cohen) to accept a Presidential pardon. Who the hell would refuse a pardon? Is Lanny’s advice in the best interest of his client? Absolutely not; then why would he take such a position? Here’s why: If Cohen were to accept a Presidential pardon; (a) He would no longer need Lanny Davis, and more importantly (b) Mueller would lose his ‘squeezing’ leverage; which means Cohen wouldn’t have to make up an incriminating story about Trump in order to avoid prison time. I would bet Lanny Davis will be the author of the lie Cohen will swear to, and he’s already in the process of procuring hired corroborators and manufacturing evidence.
Lanny Davis is a serpent of the lowest order.
Muleface: Since we haven’t found any evidence of collusion between the President and the Russians, do we have any evidence of misuse of campaign funds?
Hitman: Yes sir, we have hard evidence of campaign funds being paid to a foreign government and a foreign spy.
Muleface: Perfect! Maybe this will be enough to bring Trump down.
Hitman: Mr. Muleface, if I may, Sir; the evidence we have is misuse of campaign funds by the Clinton campaign.
Muleface: Oh, that’s not what we need. Just keep that quiet. Don’t discuss that with anyone. What we need is something that will destroy President Trump.
Hitman: Well, we might have something. There’s a man in South Florida, Senor Manuel, who has been Mr. Trump’s caddy for the past ten years, and he has told us he thinks Mr. Trump cheats at golf. He takes extra mulligans, and he says some members believe Mr. Trump’s balls are over-sized. Comments he often hears around the club are: “Man, Donald Trump has some balls.” “Who else has balls like that?” ‘I wish I had his balls!”
Muleface: Having big balls is not an impeachable offense. We’re going to need more than that. Find out if Senor Manuel has any relatives in the country that came here illegally and received special treatment.
And ad regurgitum