When George Soros first advertised on Craig’s List, looking to hire anti Trump protesters, I didn’t think anyone would apply. The ad he ran was this:
“Now hiring Useful Idiots. Must be willing to march in the middle of the street, break windows, loot, burn cars, spit on cops, chant, and carry anti Trump signs. All Useful Idiots must supply their own signs, gas masks, and ‘I Am an Idiot’ T-shirt. Your activities will be video recorded and our judges will be looking for nominees for our “Idiot of the Year” award. If you would like to be considered America’s number one idiot, you must be aggressive, spontaneous, fearlessly disruptive, and creatively destructive. The “Idiot of the Year” will receive one year subscriptions to Spiderman and Wonder Woman comic books, plus paperback copies of all the Harry Potter books.”
Apply, in person, at your local chapter, or office, of:
Association of Community Organizers
The New Black Panthers
Black Lives Matter
Democratic National Committee
Communist Party USA
And many more
I’ve seen these demonstrations, and I must say, I had no idea that many idiots were unemployed, because most of the idiots, in this country, either hold some elected office, or have some kind of government job. Just sayin’………..
Many people are curious and puzzled by the inane positions of a lot of our college professors. Recent studies shave shown that just one reading of The Communist Manifesto can actually lower one’s IQ. A re-read can lower it by 10 points, or more. Reading anything written by Engels, Trotsky, or Lenin can reduce the IQ by another 10 to 15 points. The professors have read themselves into the “useful idiot” category. So, people who launched their careers as reasonably bright academics have become a coterie of babbling morons. When these professors speak, we need to remember they are among the ‘challenged’ people of our society, and we need to tell our college bound youth to not make fun of them; humor them, but never take them seriously.
Well, all you losers out there can now relax. Take a deep breath, and rejoice! Obama has announced that he is not bowing away from the political stage. He has indicated that he will be closely monitoring President Trump’s actions, and will step in if he feels it is necessary. Obama feels that since his 8 years in office were flawless, and since he is the most loved POTUS in history, he should be on standby, as a sort of co-President. Obama’s co-presidency is being endorsed by the Congressional Black Caucus, ACLU, Black Lives Matter, NAACP, Move On, American Communist Party, and The American White Guilt Coalition.
November 12, 2016 – Press Release from “Sore Losers R Us”
Our slogan is “Love Trumps Hate”, therefore, we hold that an honorable person is one who is civil; one who makes an effort to understand the views of others, one who exudes love and understanding, as opposed to hatred and vitriol, one who respects life, liberty, property, and the rule of law. Since Donald Trump’s entire campaign was waged on a platform of hate, and since those who voted for him are all uneducated white racists, we are taking to the streets to protest his election, the bigotry, the hate and the racism.
Bigotry, hatred, and racism are simply unacceptable; that’s why we can’t stand Donald Trump and all of his white honky supporters. We detest the man, and everything he stands for, and we absolutely loathe Republicans. We abhor Donald Trump, all conservatives and Republicans, and hope they all starve to death.
P.S. Remember, “Love Trumps Hate”