COLLUSION ADDICTION: A MENTAL DISORDER ON STEROIDS

Collusion Addicts in the media and the Democrat Socialist party are having withdrawals now that the Mueller Report is out. They had been able to live with their addiction by giving themselves small doses of self-determined ‘evidence’ of collusion, along with their anticipation of the Mueller Report which they were sure would give them the Collusion ‘fix’ they so badly needed.

When the ‘No Collusion’ report came out, some in the media had convulsions on camera, and many Democrats became delusional and completely unhinged; making incoherent statements like, “Well, we don’t care if Trump didn’t do anything wrong, he still should be impeached.”

Collusion addicts will go to rehab and give way to the Impeachment Addicts and those in advanced stages of TDS.  And the beat goes on.

Alas, the demise of the coup d’état has been greatly exaggerated.

 

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Words of Wisdom from the Queen of Happy Hour

Does any of this sound like someone with enough intelligence to hold a seat in Congress? These are just a few:

“The United States could save $21 Trillion by keeping tighter controls on Pentagon budgets.” Note: The entire Fed. Budget is $4.2 Trillion, including the Pentagon.

The three branches of government are the three branches of Congress ….. no, the three branches are the president and two branches of Congress.” (Two attempts and still wrong)
“City of New York saved $3 Billion when Amazon decided not to build there.” (Oh my! Yeah, they were going to write a $3B check to Amazon. Hello, anyone home?)
“Unemployment is low because everyone has two jobs and works 80 hours a week.” (Is anyone really that stupid?)
“Being factually correct is not important.” (Guessing or being close is good enough?)
Thought congressional Representatives got “inaugurated” into Congress. (That too, is just plain ignorant)
Thought Representatives signed bills into law. (Ignorant)
“We have to break ‘The Mistaken Idea’ that taxes pay for all spending.” (Really? Where does all that money come from?)
“A 17-year-old can walk into a shop and purchase an assault weapon.” (Ignorant)
She absurdly believes Socialism will work, in spite of it’s historical failures, and still there are people willing to follow and support her, claiming she is well educated and quite intelligent. I doubt she has more than a double digit IQ. How stupid are the people who think the above thoughts came from a smart person? How pathetic.
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Democrat Presidential Candidate is Sorry He’s White

Gov. Jay Inslee of Washington is running for the Democratic nomination in 2020. In a recent interview with Chuck Todd, Inslee had a unique message: “Sorry I’m a white dude.”

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Yeah, Queen of Happy Hour, do what Venezuela did!  That’s the ticket!

Before it became a Socialist country, Venezuela was the richest country in Latin America with the region’s highest growth rates and the lowest levels of inequality. It was also one of the most stable democracies in the Americas and the people enjoyed liberty and freedom, neither of which is acceptable to Socialists.

Here is what Hugo Chavez did to turn a beautiful, vibrant country into an impoverished hell-hole.

  1. Increased taxes on the wealthy.

  2. Increased spending on food coupons and social services.

  3. He took control of Venezuela’s fossil fuel industry, media, telecommunications, utilities, steel, and cement companies.

  4. Established Free college education.

  5. Established Free Health Care for all.

 

Does any of that sound familiar?  Hello!   The Bronx Einstein’s  Green New Deal is déjà vu; a carbon copy (no pun intended) of the cancer that’s eaten Venezuela alive.  It’s not just the Queen of Happy Hour promoting this lunacy, it’s half the Dem Socialist Party and Buffoons like Crazy Bernie, Pothead Harris, “I’m going to get me a beer” Warren, Spartacus, Professor Numbnutz, et al.

Socialists are digging deep to get the President

Congressman Jerry Nadler has found a 71 year old woman from Queens, Kanya Seemine, who went to elementary school with the President.  Kanya is now living in Florida and willing to testify that when she was in kindergarten at Kew-Forest School with Donald Trump, he purposely exposed himself to her one day while they were playing Jacks. She said, “I remember, because I had just completed my twosies and was starting on my threesies when he whipped it out.  I never did complete my threesies that day.  It’s hard to do threesies when you’re looking at a thingy.” Nadler believes Kanya Seemine’s testimony will be enough to get Trump impeached.  Maxine Waters said, “That will definitely take 45 out.”  Adam Schiff believes the metal jacks they were using might have been made in Russia by a company owned by Vladimir Putin’s grandfather.  The Queen of Happy Hour, the Bronx Einstein said, “If the Jacks were Donald Trump’s, I want to know if he paid sales tax when he bought them.”

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The Caliphate Express

This just in from G Spot Satire

At the behest of former president Barack Hussein Obama, Rep. Ilhan Omar and Rep. Rashida Tlaib are forming a Congressional Muslim Caucus,. They are concerned over the report that UPS will no longer make deliveries to Muslim No-go Zones, amid reports that Fed Up, a subsidiary of Fed Ex, may soon make a similar announcement.

 
The Congressional Muslim Caucus will work to expedite licensing and eliminate red tape for a new delivery service start-up. Since the new company will only hire Muslims, they will face opposition from the EEOC, so they plan to pass legislation establishing a new commission called INNA (Infidels Need Not Apply).


Keith Ellison, James Clapper, and Huma Abedin are part of the new delivery company being funded by George Soros. The company, Caliphate Express, announced that John Kerry and his Iranian son-in-law, Dr. Brian Vala Nahed, will sit on the Board of Directors and Barack Obama will be named Chairman of Caliphate Express, Inc., which will be headquartered in Minneapolis, with a branch office in Detroit.
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DEMOCRAT SOCIALISTS’ PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE

MODERATOR RAFAEL MADCOW

CANDIDATES – SENATORS CORY BOOKER, BERNIE SANDERS, ELIZABETH WARREN, AND KAMALA HARRIS.

MADCOW – WELCOME TO THE FIRST DEMOCRAT SOCIALIST DEBATE.  IN THIS SEGMENT I WILL OUTLINE THE BASICS OF THE DEMOCRAT SOCIALIST PLATFORM AND YOU WILL EACH HAVE THIRTY SECONDS TO STATE YOUR INDIVIDUAL POSITIONS.  THE DEMOCRAT SOCIALIST PLATFORM CALLS FOR FREE HEALTH CARE, TUITION FREE COLLEGE EDUCATION, AFFORDABLE HOUSING, AND A GUARANTEED INCOME.   WE’LL BEGIN WITH SEN. SANDERS.  SENATOR DO YOU SUPPORT THE PARTY PLATFORM?

SEN. SANDERS – YES, AND I AM PROPOSING A FEDERAL MINIMUM WAGE OF $15 PER HOUR AND LOWERING THE VOTING AGE TO 16.

MADCOW – SEN. WARREN WHERE DO YOU STAND ON THE PARTY PLATFORM AND WHAT SEN. SANDERS JUST SAID?

SEN. WARREN – I AGREE WITH OUR PLATFORM BUT I AM IN FAVOR OF AN $18 MINIMUM WAGE , 6 WEEKS OF PAID VACATION, AND LOWERING THE VOTING AGE TO 12.

MADCOW – SEN. HARRIS, WHERE ARE YOU WITH THESE ISSUES?

SEN. HARRIS – I SUPPORT IT ALL, HOWEVER I WILL INCREASE THE MINIMUM WAGE TO $20 PER HOUR AND PROVIDE FREE CELL PHONES, FREE INTERNET, AND ROLLING PAPERS FOR EVERY HOUSEHOLD.

MADCOW – SEN. BOOKER, YOUR POSITION ON ALL OF THIS?

SEN. BOOKER – IT’S ALL GOOD, HOWEVER IN ADDITION TO FREE CELL PHONES AND INTERNET, I WILL PROVIDE FREE CABLE TV, FOR EVERYONE LIVING IN THE U. S., INCLUDING ILLEGAL ALIENS.  AND I WILL RAISE THE MINIMUM WAGE TO $21 PER HOUR.