Once An Adolescent Always An Adolescent?

Some people are unable to make the transition to adulthood.

It was toward the end of his ninth grade year, when Bug-eyed Adam Rat went to his principal and accused a fellow classmate of stealing the Student Directory.

The principal said, “The Student Directory is right here on my credenza.  It hasn’t been stolen.”

Adam Rat said, “Well, he said he was going to steal it.”

The Principal replied, “Well, he obviously didn’t.  You can plainly see that it’s right here.”

Adam Rat demanded, “Are you going to suspend him, or expel him?”

The Principal said, “I’m not going to do anything to him.  He didn’t do anything.”

Adam Rat said, “But he said he was going to.  Isn’t that the same thing?  Shouldn’t he be expelled for that?”

Even with age, some people never change.

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Honest Abe Society Announced Their Choice For Prevaricator Laureate

Representative Adam Schiff has been named United States Prevaricator Laureate by the Honest Abe Society.  Previous Prevaricator Laureate dishonorees include Al Sharpton, Al Gore, Richard Nixon, Bill Clinton, Bernie Madoff, Michael Avenatti, Brian Williams, and Hillary Clinton.   Runners up and noted dishonorable mentions were:  Jussie Smollett, Jerrold Nadler, James Clapper, John Brennan, and Elizabeth Warren. 

Veracity experts are saying, they haven’t seen a liar as proficient and prolific as Adam Schiff since Baghdad Bob.

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Democrat Party Statutes, Article 3.56.4

Dems are going by the book.

Democrat Party Statutes, Article 3.56.4

Library of Schiftless

Records of misdeeds, past acts of corruption, malfeasance, or past crimes, felonies or misdemeanors, of any Democrat or Socialist seeking the nomination of the Democrat Party for the office of President of the United States shall be sacrosanct and therefore, unchallengeable.   It will be a first degree misdemeanor to inquire about, attempt to investigate, or make reference to, past acts of any Democrat or Socialist Presidential candidate, or any member of said candidate’s family.

Lesson Learned: Don’t Be A Royal Pain In The Ass

After realizing Harry and Meghan had become royal pains, the Queen Mum did her best impression of Donald Trump, looked at the Duke and the Duchess and said, “You’re fired!”  Just that quickly, the Duke and the Duchess became Homeless Harry and Beggin’ Meghan.

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The Dems can’t say what their real reason is.

Since the Dems can’t admit the REAL REASON for impeaching the President, they have to make up stuff.  Nancy Pelosi just said, “Proof isn’t important, it’s the allegations that are important.”

This faux impeachment farce requires play acting; pretending impeachment is necessary because of misdeeds, crimes, or any reason other than the one they can’t talk about; shhhhhh, the REAL REASON. The REAL REASON being; Hillary lost, pure and simple.  The decision was made to impeach Donald Trump the moment the Dems realized Hillary had lost.

Impeachment of Donald Trump became their focus before he ever set foot inside the White House, and long before he made any POTUS phone calls.   So, all this crap about the Ukrainian phone call, obstruction of congress, preserving and protecting the Constitution is pure subterfuge and middle school theater.

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Prince Harry and Meghan may relocate to Missouri

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle may find independence in Independence; Missouri, that is. They have been seen palace hunting in the area, giving credence to the rumor that Prince Harry is negotiating to acquire the Kansas City Royals, making Kauffman Stadium the couple’s sanctuary. They plan to rename the stadium ‘Windsor Diamond’. They have the blessing of the Queen. She said, “The Duke and the Duchess would personify the “Kansas City Royals”, and that would be just smashing.”
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What if Pelosi, Jr. and Hunter ever get together?

Paul Pelosi, Jr. and Hunter Biden
If they ever get together, they might have a conversation like this.
Paul Pelosi, Jr. could ask Hunter Biden, “What did your Dad do to get you a job in the Ukraine Energy Industry?’

Hunter might say, “You know my Daddy, he stood up to Corn Pop, who was a bad dude, so he wasn’t scared to demand they fire that prosecutor, plus he gave them a Billion dollars.”

Hunter might still be curious and ask, “Did your Mom help with your Ukraine energy job?”

Perhaps Paul would admit, “Yeah, but Mom didn’t have to give the Ukrainians any money, she just had to promise them she would impeach Trump. The only people she had to pay off were Schiff and Nadler, but I think Schumer gave her the money out of some Senate slush fund.”

Hunter, quietly daydreaming, might be thinking, “Everything’s going to work out fine. I just wish we could have talked our girlfriends into taking that flight from Tehran to Kyiv.”
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The CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX – The Socialists’ effort to sell insanity as the new normal.

January 11, 2020 by G. David Howard

I’m not sure, exactly, when the Democrat (Socialist) Party began to manifest itself as America’s public enemy Number One, but Obama came in and stoked the flames of discord and hate, and his announced ‘transformation of America’ got a kick-start. The biggest threat we face, as a country, is today’s Democrat (Socialist) Party.  They hate the USA.  ALL of the Democrat (Socialist) candidates are hell bent to destroy this great country of ours.  The Green New Deal would be the death knell to finish the job and end western civilization.

Nearly two-thirds of the United States’ electricity is generated by burning fossil fuel, half of which is coal.  The Democrat (Socialist) Party wants to shut down all the coal burning plants and coal mines, putting tens of thousands of people out of work, and tripling our utility bills.  As Obama said, January 2008, “Coal power plants, natural gas, whatever the industry [was], they would have to retrofit their operations. That will cost money. They will pass that money [cost] onto consumers.  Under my plan of a cap and trade system, electricity rates would necessarily skyrocket.”

Yesterday, Mike Bloomberg said, “Employers Should Hire ‘the Best’ Foreigners Instead of Americans.”  WHAT??  See what I mean?  They loathe America.

They want open borders and a lawless society in order to facilitate a whole new generation of (illegal) Democrat (Socialist) voters.

None of the Democrat (Socialist) Presidential candidates believe we have the right to keep the fruits of our labor.

Their Socialist ideology and Democrat leadership is already turning California into a cesspool, like Venezuela and Cuba.

Don’t elect any Socialists.  For love of country and future generations, VOTE STRAIGHT REPUBLICAN. That could save us from complete devastation.

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A Comedian’s Point of View

It’s no fun to hate. People filled with hate don’t seem to have much fun.

I believe hatred retards one’s sense of humor and causes mental derangement, numbs one’s cognition and comprehension abilities, and results in completely irrational behaviors and distorted conclusions.

A healthy sense of humor indicates a sense of emotional well-being. In my opinion, the ability to laugh is a psychological positive. Don’t let hate deprive you of that.

Live, love, and laugh.
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