Why in the hail do y’all wanna kick this President outta office? He’s got everbody workin’, economy’s good, wages is up, they’re makin’ stuff here again, and that little fat guy he’s meetin’ with stopped firing rockets, and stopped shootin’ his mouth off ‘bout attackin’ us. So, why do y’all wanna git ridda him?
Well, for one thing, he’s a racist.
Oh! Now see I didn’t know that. What’d he do that wuz racist?
Nothing yet, but he doesn’t want to let illegals vote.
Well, if he ain’t actually done nothin’, and everthing’s good, why don’t y’all leave him alone?
Because we don’t like him. In fact, we hate him.
Well, it’s difficult to explain, but mainly because he refuses to embrace socialism. He believes in free enterprise and capitalism, which makes him our enemy. We socialists are anti liberty and freedom.
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