The Buffoon breeding season, which started last November, has been very active. With a gestation period of just a little longer than one news cycle, their numbers are increasing daily. There have been reports of cross-breeding between Buffoons and Dumbasses. It’s difficult to tell them apart. In fact, a lot of Buffoons think they’re hooking up with another Buffoon, only to find out later, they were with a Dumbass, which makes them feel more like a …Dumbass than a Buffoon. Even though it will be almost two decades before the new Buffoons can vote, keep in mind there are already several million Buffoons, along with an equal number of Dumbasses, who are currently registered Democrat voters. The Buffoons and the Dumbasses don’t have an official titular leader, but the ad hoc leaders are Nancy the Genius Pelosi and Chuck the Schmuck Schumer, who answer directly to Hussein Obama and George Soros. Nancy the Genius and Chuck the Schmuck have merged the Buffoons and the Dumbasses into an activist group called the Indivisibles, who are protesting the Trump Presidency, which is about as effective as tilting at windmills. I must admit that when a bunch of Buffoons and Dumbasses get together. they’re kinda fun to watch.
WARNING: If you encounter a Buffoon or a Dumbass, do not try to feed them. They can be aggressive, and they will bite.