Gang of Thugs

The Kavanaugh nomination has caused the Dem/Socialist party to bare its soul. They have demonstrated they have no code of ethics. They are desperate, corrupt, malevolent, and ruthless; truth be damned. The very thought of a fifth non-Socialist-leaning Supreme Court Justice has caused them to lose their collective minds; they’re behaving like a troop of frenzied baboons protecting a carcass as if it might be their last meal.

As a comedian, I find the theater of all this entertaining, but as a United States Citizen and American Patriot, I find it frightening. Knowing there is a formidable, organized political party with no regard for human dignity or rules of order in lockstep; of one mind, and motivated by hate and power, gives me the shivers. How anyone can support this gang of thugs is beyond me.

Is Dr. Ford mentally competent to testify?

Thursday’s hearing might begin something like this:

Chairman Grassley
Dr. Ford, do you solemnly (swear/affirm) that you will tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, (so help you God) under pains and penalties of perjury?

Dr. Ford
I don’t understand the difference between the truth and the whole truth. And what kind of pains are you talking about? Am I going to get hurt here?

Chairman Grassley
It simple terms, the oath means that you promise not to lie to us. And no, you are not going to get hurt.

Dr. Ford
I will do the best I can to tell the truth, but you know there’s a difference between being mistaken and lying.

Chairman Grassley
I will begin. Is it true that you are afraid to fly?

Dr. Ford
I’m okay to fly if they let me bring my Vermont Teddy Bear. My husband gave me the Teddy Bear after my third mental breakdown, but Buddha is really big and sometimes they make me buy a ticket for him. I named my Teddy Bear Buddha for good luck. When I rub Buddha’s belly it calms me down.

Chairman Grassley
Would you please tell the committee when Brett Kavanaugh allegedly attacked you.

Dr. Ford
It was exactly 35 or 36 years ago, on either a Friday or a Saturday, I think.

To be continued………….Just sayin’………

Democrat Prevaricators’ Caucus

Senator Schemer was in an agitated state after getting off the phone with George Soros. He called an emergency meeting of the Democrat Prevaricators’ Caucus. He said, “We’re going to lose all financial support from George Soros if we allow a non-Socialist on the Supreme Court, so we must stop this appointment.” Senator Frankenstein said, “Dr. Ford has 4 witnesses which should be enough to defeat Kavanaugh.” Senator Schemer said, “I’m afraid we no longer have the 4 witnesses. Adam Schiftless just called and told me we have zero witnesses.” Murky Waters opined, “Impeach him.”

Spartacus the Brave said, “I come not to be civil, I come to bury the magistrate. We created one Trojan Horse, surely we can create another. We need Bob Menendez; he knows a lot of unsavory people.” Senator Menendez spoke up, saying, “I’m right here, and I know a Latino family whose daughter was at Yale at the same time Kavanaugh was there, and they owe me, big time. I can get the daughter to say whatever you want her to say.”

Enter Debbie Ramirez offering her statement, “Well, I’m pretty sure I saw a penis. It was definitely a penis. The guy was a white guy, about the same height as Brett Kavanaugh, so it had to be him. I mean it was a white guy and he had a penis!?! Hello! It had to be Brett Kavanaugh! Duh!”

Senators Hirono and Frankenstein said, “That’s the evidence we’ve been waiting for. Kavanaugh might as well admit it. That ID is rock solid.”

PoundMeToo spokes person speaks out

#MeToo spokesperson, Ima Prig, has offered to help Debbie Ramirez by sending out a #MeToo Tallywacker Alert with the sketch artist’s rendering of Brett Kavanaugh’s unit, in an effort to find someone who might say, “I know that prick, or I’ve seen that prick.”

Kavanaugh exposed himself?

Debbie Ramirez, in a New Yorker article, alleged Kavanaugh exposed himself to her during a Yale University party. Bernie Sanders, who is a porn maven, knows a sketch artist who specializes in highly detailed doodles of genitalia, and he will work with Ms. Ramirez to execute an accurate and identifiable sketch of the Judge’s penis. Anthony Weiner, who is an expert in prick depiction, has agreed to take a close up photo of the proposed Supreme Court’s newest member, which can then be compared to the sketch artist’s rendering.

Accusers Motivated by TDS, Ideology, and $$$$?

The Dems have asked for an FBI investigation of allegations made by Dr. Ford and Debbie Ramirez, even though there are no claims of a Federal crime, but I think it would be a good idea for the FBI to get involved.  The FBI would have the wherewithal to look into financial records of ALL parties, including the financial records of the accusers’ attorneys, i.e., escrow accounts, etc.  They should look for large deposits, look for off shore accounts, and look for recent real estate or stock transfers, etc.  There are a lot of ways to pay for favors.  Remember Hillary’s cattle futures deal when she turned a $1,000 investment into $100,000 in ten short months?  

When dealing with corrupt people, sniff out the corruption.  So people, start sniffing!  The whole story is somewhere out there.   Follow the stench.

Dr. Ford is almost ready to testify

Supporters of Dr. Christine Blasey Ford say Dr. Ford will be ready to testify by Thursday. They said she is getting better every day in the practice sessions. In the beginning, she was confused, unable to remember her lines, and couldn’t get facts and details straight. They brought in a memorization coach and now she is able to say her lines, word for word, almost every time. They’re pretty sure by Thursday she’ll have the entire script memorized. She was having trouble remembering to tell the part about Kavanaugh putting his hand over her mouth. Her coaches would prompt her, but she was inconsistent as to which hand he used. They settled on the left hand, and now she says he used his left hand, almost every time. She should be fine by Thursday.

The tentacles of the Deep State reach far and wide

Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein is guilty of colluding with anyone and everyone. He entertains a lot of foreign agents at his D.C. beer and wine bistro, ‘Rosé ‘n Stein’, as well as many Deep State Trump haters. Yesterday, one of the attorneys representing Judge Kavanaugh accuser, Christine Ford, was seen being wined and dined at Rosé ‘n Stein by Chuck Schumer and Diane Feinstein. 

Is this really the last straw?

Just before signing the straw ban bill, Governor Jerry Brown said, “I learned how damaging plastic is to the atmosphere when I was living on Saturn’s moon, Enceladus. None of my Enceladian friends have anything made of plastic. Even their transports are biodegradable.”

Kavanaugh accuser Christine Blasey Ford has Pharma Ties?

(Natural News) Kavanaugh accuser Christine Blasey Ford, who claims — without any evidence — that Kavanaugh inappropriately touched her at a drunken party while in high school, turns out to have ties to an abortion pill pharmaceutical company called Corcept Therapeutics. This discovery brings to light an obvious conflict of interest in Blasey’s story, revealing that she works for a pharmaceutical company that manufacturers an abortion pill drug, whose profits could be strongly impacted by future Supreme Court decisions on abortion rights.
Corcept Therapeutics (Corcept.com) manufacturers and markets an abortion pill drug called mifepristone, and Christine Blasey Ford is a co-author of at least eight published scientific papers produced by the pharmaceutical giant to promote its pills. You can see Blasey’s name listed on several publications at this Corcept.com web page detailing their research papers.
Corcept Therapeutics, Inc., a $166 billion market cap company (stock symbol CORT) reportedly has current annual sales of $216 million. The company offers just one drug, mifepristone, which is widely known as an “abortion pill” or RU-486. Many drugs have multiple uses, and mifepristone — brand name “Korlym” at Corcept — is currently marketed by the company for the treatment of Cushing’s syndrome. (h/t to The Gateway Pundit for initial work on this breaking story.)
Like all FDA-approved drugs, mifepristone is frequently prescribed off-label, meaning doctors prescribe it for conditions that it has never been approved to treat. It is well known throughout the medical industry that doctors routinely prescribe this drug to terminate unwanted pregnancies. It is a covert “abortion drug,” in other words.
If Kavanaugh were to be confirmed on the U.S. Supreme Court and be part of a decision that overturns Roe vs. Wade, it would make the prescribing of Corcept’s drug for abortion illegal, directly impacting the bottom line profits of the company for which Christine Blasey works.
See this Medscape explanation of how this abortion pill works, where it explains the drug is “Indicated for the medical termination of intrauterine pregnancy through 70 days gestation in combination with misoprostol.”
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Side note: Christine Blasey’s middle name is Margaret, so I’m thinking the CM Blasey I saw on Corcept’s web site is probably one Christine Margaret Blasey, Hmmmmm!