The U. S. Board on Geographic Names has approved changing the names of Coon Lake and Coon Creek in Washington State because they contain the word “coon”, an insulting word for blacks, according to The LA Times. The board also agreed for name changes to places in Oregon involving the word “squaw”.
They really did do this, so it probably won’t end there. There’s work to do right here in Florida. I’d be willing to bet they’ll change Homosassa Springs to Heterosasssa Springs. Pussy Willow Park, Georgia will be in the Board’s crosshairs, as well, with a lot more coming.
Next week, the Southern Chapter of WOSP (Whiny Overly Sensitive Prigs) is planning demonstrations in the town of Morehead, Kentucky, and on the campus of Morehead State University, carrying placards that say “Morehead State Sucks!” But up there in Coon Fang, Kentucky, when the PC police got after them, their smart-ass Mayor Badcock changed the town’s name to Poon Tang. The PC Police aren’t sure what to do with that.
The ThugNuts Party issued a memorandum to all members, which said, “We’ve got to stay busy folks. Go out today and look, listen, and sniff out anything, or anyone, that is even marginally offensive, and stick it to those pricks. Especially anyone on Fox News.”
The ThugNuts Party has drawn a bead on the following towns: Dick, CO, Weiner, AR, Beaver Creek, CO, Swallow Hill, DE, Hardup, GA, Dickshooter, ID, French Lick, IN, Climax, MI, Wankers Corner, OR, Intercourse, PA, Sugar Tit, SC, Imalone, WI.
We’ll soon have our new T-Shirts available, which will have our motto: “Are you Politically Correct? Then bite me!”