Trump Derangement Syndrome: Cause, Treatment and Cure

When Barack Obama won the election in 2008, euphoria hormones kicked in for the Media, Socialists, white privilege sufferers, and those with white guilt, stimulating their endorphins and causing hate hormones to lie dormant.

When Donald Trump won in 2016, the Left’s euphoria turned into despair and woe.  Hate and hissy-fit hormones took over, killing brain cells in the frontal lobe of the cerebral cortex.  Hissy-fit hormones cause butt puckering, which can create extremely uncomfortable wedgies.   Hate hormones are far worse than hissy-fit hormones.  Hate hormones cause intelligent people to do and say stupid things, and can ultimately lead to violent behavior.

Since hissy-fit and hate hormones are linked to Trump Derangement Syndrome, psychiatrists are suggesting a treatment TDS sufferers can do at home or at the office; three times a day, preferably in a group of three or more, say out loud, “Donald Trump is my President and America is doing great”.   Doctors are also recommending a fermented sour grapes enema, which will weaken the hissy-fit hormones and relax the glutes.  Relaxing the glutes eases butt puckering and takes pressure off the hate Trump switch, which is located in that area of the body.

There are some pathetic people whose hate Trump switch is stuck in the “on” position due to butt hurt butt puckering.

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First Church of Climate Change, Blind Faith, and Closed Minds

The Ten Commandments

  1. I am Algore and thou shall have no other climate gods before me.

  2. Worship the omniscient Tsarina Cortez and Leonardo DiCaprio with his revered GED.

  3. Thou shall keep a closed minFirst Church of Climate Change, Blind Faith, and Closed Mindsd and accept anthropogenic climate change as settled science.

  4. Thou shall not buy fossil fuel on the Sabbath.

  5. Honor thy father and thy mother and keep their basement clean, so long as ye shall reside there.

  6. Thou shall not murder anyone other than a climate change denier or a Trump supporter.

  7. Thou shall not ask questions or read conflicting climate change studies.

  8. Thou shall not befriend a denier, for he is thine enemy and will lead thee to energy independence.

  9. Thou shall not bear false witness against rising oceans and endangered polar bears.

  10. Thou shall help the fallen, unless it be a Republican, then ye shall smite him and kick him with all thine might.

Our Golden Rule – “Reject other opinions”
O beloved Alarmists, we are gathered here today with our closed-minded brethren. Bow your heads and say it with me, “Dear Algore, we know that climate change and global warming are caused by human activity. We are pure and the deniers are sinners, whom we shall shun and scold. Forgive them Algore, for they know not what they are doing. They do not understand; there can be no debate, for this is settled science and a sacred movement. Proletariat of the world, unite!” Amen

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From the mind of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez  

“The United States could save $21 Trillion by keeping tighter controls on Pentagon budgets.” Note: The entire Fed. Budget is $4.2 Trillion, including the Pentagon.

“The three branches of government are the three branches of Congress ….. no, the three branches are the president and two branches of Congress.” (Two tries and still got it wrong)

“City of New York saved $3 Billion when Amazon decided not to build there.”

“Unemployment is low because everyone has two jobs and works 80 hours a week.” 

“Being factually correct is not important.”

 She thought she was going to be “inaugurated” into Congress. (just plain ignorant)

She also thought Congressional Representatives “sign bills into law”.

“We have to break ‘The Mistaken Idea’ that taxes pay for all spending.”

 “A 17-year-old can walk into a shop and purchase an assault weapon.”

She exhibits the hallmark of insanity; absurdly believing Socialism will work, in spite of its inherent futility and repeated failures.   It’s amazing there are people willing to follow and support her, claiming she is well educated and quite intelligent.  I doubt she has more than a double digit IQ.   Who are these people who think the above words came from the lips of an intelligent person?   Now that thought is scary.

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Why such a raucous caucus?

In every coterie of caucusers, there’s always at least one cocky caucuser. A cocky caucuser can ruin a perfectly good caucus. Iowans have been waiting four years to caucus and some people have had difficulty stifling their caucus; especially cocky caucusers who tend to bully less experienced caucusers, which causes chaotic raucous caucuses.

The Genesis and the Epilogue of Trump’s Impeachment  

Professor Lefty Numbnutz, covert leader of the cabal that controls the Fourth Estate and top advisor to the Democrat Socialist Party, is also responsible for Marxist Media talking points.

Right after the election of November 2016, Democrat leaders, in a meeting with Professor Numbnutz, asked for advice on beginning impeachment proceedings against President-elect Trump.

Numbnutz said, “You realize you can’t impeach a President-elect. You’ll have to wait until he is inaugurated.”
Numbnutz asked, “What will be your grounds for impeachment after his inauguration?”

Maxine said, “We’re pissed off that he won and we don’t want him to be President.”

Numbnutz explained to the group, “Being pissed off about his election and not wanting him to be President are not grounds for impeachment. You’ll have to find some illegal act, bribery, treason, high crime or misdemeanor.”

The DNC had already ordered a phony dossier, so they appointed a Crime Finding committee, involving members of Congress, the FBI, United States intelligence agencies, and began spying on the President and his associates. James Comey was in charge of the High Crime hunt, and James Clapper and John Brennan were in charge of trying to plant Misdemeanors.

For nearly three years, they tried unrelentingly and unsuccessfully, to charge him with Russian Collusion, Obstruction of Justice, Quid Pro Quo, bribing a hooker, being nice to Putin, liking Kim Jong Un, withholding tax returns, Nasty Tweets, name calling, taking mulligans on the golf course, getting the largest scoop of ice cream, Making America Great Again, and breathing.

After hearing secret testimony from 18 witnesses they were still unable to find a High Crime or Misdemeanor. So, Serpent Head Adam Rat and Waddler Nadler decided to charge him with Abuse of Power and Obstruction of Congress, neither being a High Crime or Misdemeanor. But they each got a souvenir Impeachment pen with Misleader of the House Nancy Pelosi’s autograph on it, so they’ve got that going for ‘em.

Now the party of hate will have a new demon; the acquittal of President Donald John Trump. Nothing motivates haters more than something new to hate. Just sayin’…….
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Once An Adolescent Always An Adolescent?

Some people are unable to make the transition to adulthood.

It was toward the end of his ninth grade year, when Bug-eyed Adam Rat went to his principal and accused a fellow classmate of stealing the Student Directory.

The principal said, “The Student Directory is right here on my credenza.  It hasn’t been stolen.”

Adam Rat said, “Well, he said he was going to steal it.”

The Principal replied, “Well, he obviously didn’t.  You can plainly see that it’s right here.”

Adam Rat demanded, “Are you going to suspend him, or expel him?”

The Principal said, “I’m not going to do anything to him.  He didn’t do anything.”

Adam Rat said, “But he said he was going to.  Isn’t that the same thing?  Shouldn’t he be expelled for that?”

Even with age, some people never change.

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Honest Abe Society Announced Their Choice For Prevaricator Laureate

Representative Adam Schiff has been named United States Prevaricator Laureate by the Honest Abe Society.  Previous Prevaricator Laureate dishonorees include Al Sharpton, Al Gore, Richard Nixon, Bill Clinton, Bernie Madoff, Michael Avenatti, Brian Williams, and Hillary Clinton.   Runners up and noted dishonorable mentions were:  Jussie Smollett, Jerrold Nadler, James Clapper, John Brennan, and Elizabeth Warren. 

Veracity experts are saying, they haven’t seen a liar as proficient and prolific as Adam Schiff since Baghdad Bob.

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