The best solution is in plain sight

Sometimes the best solution is in plain sight, screaming at us.

Securing a face mask with annoying string loops tugging on your ears is not the way to go.  The simplest, and most obvious solution?   Masking tape!  Duh!

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Why gasoline prices are rapidly increasing

Biden voters only get 3º of hate per gallon.  In honor of the Trump-hating Biden voters, Democrats decided each gallon of gas must contain 8% Venomol and 2% Spite.  Democrats will soon add a surtax to fund research for a TDS cure.

Most of the people who voted for Biden meant well, but hate ruled the day.  Bless their hearts, the poor things just didn’t know any better.

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Open Letter to Bill Gates

Dear Bill,

You say you want to dim the sun? Say it ain’t so, Bill. Don’t mess with nature. I know you’re a smart man, but this old rock has endured ice ages (long before fossil fuel emissions), hurricanes, tsunamis, tornadoes, earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, raging forest fires, floods, lightning strikes, meteor showers, plane crashes, the polar vortex, torpedoes, and atomic bomb blasts, without your help.

The 1991 eruption of Mount Pinatubo, in the Philippines, released thirty million tons of sulfur dioxide gas, resulting in the ozone hole expanding to an unprecedented size. The eruption of Eyjafjallajökull in Iceland spewed nine hundred million kilograms of CO2 in six days. I think that might be more CO2 than millions of gasoline-burning cars would emit in a month of Sundays. My calculation could be wrong, but I think it’s close. Nonetheless, the ozone cured itself and the planet has survived powerful destructive forces without any help from you, or any of your genius friends. Apparently, you believe humans can do a better job than nature; ergo, dim the sun, and filter cow farts.

Well, if that works, I’d like for you to turn off the polar vortex, and lower the water temperature off the coast of Africa where all the hurricanes are spawned. And while you’re at it, figure out a way for us to have rain on-demand and fast melting snow. Oops, if you turn off the sun, snow won’t melt and crops can’t grow. What about those of us who have installed solar panels? Will we get a refund? Don’t forget, the People’s Republic of California gets 17% of its electricity from solar power plants. Do you have a plan to increase the wind velocity so wind turbines can take up the slack when you dim the sun? If so, are you ready for the backlash you will get from the Audubon Society?

Bless your heart, I know you mean well, and are, no doubt, ready to do something about gravity and friction, but don’t give up your day job.

Good luck and all my best,

G. David Howard

The “woke” have lost their collective mind

Pelosi announced new rules for the incoming House of Representatives, requiring pronouns and familial relationships to be gender-neutral.  If the two Communists would happen to win the Georgia runoff races, it will only be a matter of time before these rules will be imposed on all of us.

So far, 3º hasn’t opined on the subject, but this is sure to cause friction between those who need the toilet seat up and those who need the toilet seat down; ergo, the TSU people and the TSD people.   Of the 435 members of the House, there are 121 TSDs and 314 TSUs.   It could get very confusing if the Speaker asks for an “up or down” vote. 

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Blind by choice

They can’t see Marxism because they’re blinded by Socialism.

No matter how you cut the pie, the differences between Progressivism, Socialism, Marxism, and Communism (PSMC) are slight and subtle.  They differ by varying degrees of their inherent evilness.  Marxism is the source of the ideological seeds which sprout the other three, regardless of how nuanced their implementations may be.  It’s a consanguineous marriage.   (And all this time you thought incest was illegal.)  These labels, in my opinion, are interchangeable in casual conversation.  Is there much difference between a copperhead, a rattlesnake, a coral snake, and a cobra?  Not really, each one can cause pain and suffering, and even death. Karl Marx described socialism as a transitional stage between capitalism and communism. 

Vladimir Lenin wrote, “Socialized medicine is the keystone to the arch of the socialist state; control health care and you will control the people.”  DEMOCRAT Kamala Harris, DEMOCRAT  Socialist Loony Bernie, and a host of other DEMOCRATS want universal healthcare (Socialized medicine).  Lenin also said, “The goal of socialism is communism.” Marxism is the basis for the theory and practice of communism.  You can’t have one without the other.

Under Socialism, the workers, or the “community”, own the means of production.  Under Communism, the Government owns the means of production, but it doesn’t matter who OWNS the means of production, what matters is who CONTROLS the means of production; hence licensing, regulations, taxation, etc.  You get the idea.  The 2020 DEMOCRAT Party Platform gives absolute suffocating control of business operations, employee relations, and company policies to the Federal Government.  DEMOCRATS are for elimination of right to work laws and charter schools, and they deem “housing” is a right, not a privilege.  Read it.  I did.  Only the “chosen” will have a chance to survive.

DEMOCRAT Three Degrees Joe has called for “an end to the era of shareholder capitalism.”  DEMOCRAT de Blasio is calling for, in his own words, “the redistribution of wealth”.  DEMOCRAT Socialist  -Cortez (I just use her last name, -Cortez) is demanding guaranteed income and housing for all.  DEMOCRAT Obama called for the “fundamental transformation of America”.  Unendingly, DEMOCRATS espouse Socialism.  It’s one Socialist policy after another.  Many on the left embrace the doctrine but deny the label.  The blind that refuse to acknowledge they voted for Socialism should be ignored.  Trying to convince them about the hi-jacking of their party is like trying to save bats by showing them pictures of owls and hawks.

It’s us against the DEMOCRATS and their evil cousins.

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Buffoon Patrol





Hey, Three Degrees Joe, it’s “one trick pony”, not “one horse pony”.   In the future, try to follow this simple rule:  When there is no teleprompter or ear bud, don’t say anything.  Can you do that?  Atta boy, now go have a cup of Oolong and take your noon Xiǎoqì (nap), Barack or Xi will let you know what to do next.
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A Dummy is going to be in charge

You can’t make this stuff up.The Shadow Government Puppeteer said to Stephen Colbert, “I used to say if I can make an arrangement where I had a stand-in or front-man or front-woman and they had an earpiece in and I was just in my basement in my sweats looking through the stuff and I could sort of deliver the lines while someone was doing all the talking and ceremony, I’d be fine with that because I found the work fascinating.”

George Soros, the Dems, and Dominion wangled two dummies to ‘victory’. The stage is set for the puppeteer’s covert third term, so hear the Dummies speak.

BTW, have you noticed when the Dummy speaks, he can occasionally draw as many as a dozen or more of his 80 Million supporters? The man is a frigging magnet!

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Never let Trump take credit for anything

This just in

Jim Accoster with the Communist News Network just reported that Joe Biden had several million syringes delivered to polling locations in every state.  The syringes were specially made to administer the COVID Vaccine and hidden in ballot boxes.  Reports of ballots being shipped across state lines are false; they were vaccine syringes being covertly delivered.  The bags pulled from under the table in Georgia were loaded with syringes, not ballots.  Security of the syringes was paramount and the reason for  secrecy at vote counting locations.

Accoster said Joe Biden had been working behind the scenes with all the drug companies and was instrumental in the rapid development of the COVID Vaccines.  He said Biden knew President Trump’s concern was getting the vaccines delivered, not how they would be administered.   

Speaker Lucifer Lugosi said, “Were it not for Joe Biden’s forethought the medical people would not have sufficient supplies for mass vaccinations.  This is the Biden Vaccine, not the Trump Vaccine.”

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P. S.  This is the kind of hogwash the leftists might use to prevent President Trump from getting credit for anything.  The media has a history of taking a ridiculous satire such as this one and repeating it until people actually believe it.