When Barack Obama won the election in 2008, euphoria hormones kicked in for the Media, Socialists, white privilege sufferers, and those with white guilt, stimulating their endorphins and causing hate hormones to lie dormant.
When Donald Trump won in 2016, the Left’s euphoria turned into despair and woe. Hate and hissy-fit hormones took over, killing brain cells in the frontal lobe of the cerebral cortex. Hissy-fit hormones cause butt puckering, which can create extremely uncomfortable wedgies. Hate hormones are far worse than hissy-fit hormones. Hate hormones cause intelligent people to do and say stupid things, and can ultimately lead to violent behavior.
Since hissy-fit and hate hormones are linked to Trump Derangement Syndrome, psychiatrists are suggesting a treatment TDS sufferers can do at home or at the office; three times a day, preferably in a group of three or more, say out loud, “Donald Trump is my President and America is doing great”. Doctors are also recommending a fermented sour grapes enema, which will weaken the hissy-fit hormones and relax the glutes. Relaxing the glutes eases butt puckering and takes pressure off the hate Trump switch, which is located in that area of the body.
There are some pathetic people whose hate Trump switch is stuck in the “on” position due to butt hurt butt puckering.
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