The first wave of New Democrat Voters from Central America is now in Tijuana, Mexico.
The group stated they were not allowed to vote in their home countries and are looking forward to voting in Florida. They plan to stay in Tijuana to file voter registration forms that were provided by the Democrat National Committee. After crossing the border they will be met by a welcoming committee from the DNC.
Wannabe Latino Beto O’Rourke, Socialist Ocasio-Cortez, Future Felon Brenda Snipes, and newly elected Marxist Kyrsten Sinema will be the first to welcome the Nuevos Demócratas, and will give them their bogus ‘Voter Registration Cards’.
After receiving their ‘Voter Registration Cards’ and their EBT cards, Chuck Schumer will tearfully present each of them with a fake Social Security card, a Medicare card, and forms to apply for Federal Unemployment Compensation and an IRS Tax Credit.
The group appears to include a large number of gay caballeros who are reportedly members of the LGBTQ community, and are already registered to vote in U.S. elections. Two of the gay caballeros intend to file charges against Justice Brett Kavanaugh for allegedly groping them in a salón de cantina in Guatemala, years ago. They allege he tried to touch their huevos machos, after consuming several cervesas. ¡Ay, caramba!