Trump Derangement Syndrome: Cause, Treatment and Cure

by

0

When Barack Obama won the election in 2008, Euphoria Hormones kicked in for Democrats, Socialists, white privilege sufferers, and those with white guilt, causing Hate Hormones to lie dormant.  Consequently, hundreds of thousands of immigrants were deported under Obama, without objection.  Not a peep from the left, even though Obama had constructed cages in which immigrants were held.  Many of the photos the left uses to bash Trump are actually photos of children in cages during the Obama administration, but that was okay because the Euphoria Hormones rendered the Hissy-fit Hormones impotent.

When Donald Trump won in 2016, the Left’s Euphoria Hormones went dormant and the Tantrum/hissy-fit Hormones took over, killing brain cells in the frontal lobe of the cerebral cortex by the millions.  Tantrum/hissy-fit Hormones are powerful and cause abhorrent behavior that can be active 24/7. 

Since they discovered Tantrum/hissy-fit Hormones are linked to Trump Derangement Syndrome, psychiatrists are suggesting a treatment TDS sufferers can do at home, or the office, and that is; three times a day, say out loud, “Donald Trump is my President and America is great”.  Doctors are also recommending a fermented sour grape enema, which will weaken the Tantrum/hissy-fit Hormones and bring out the best the Democrats have to offer.

gdavidhoward.com

G Spot Satire

 

 

 

Advertisements

Aiding and Abetting is a crime.

by

0

Upcoming deportations involves all three branches of our government and honors the Rule of Law.

1.     Legislative Branch.  Title 8 U.S. Code § 1325.  Improper entry by alien is legislation passed into law by the Congress of the United States.

2.     Judicial Branch.  Deportees are aliens who have had their day in court.  They have been afforded due process and ordered by a judge to leave the country.

3.     Executive Branch is sworn to enforce laws passed by the legislative body and obey the orders of the courts.

Abetting is illegal, to wit; it’s a crime to encourage, assist, or advise (someone) to do something wrong, in particular, to commit a crime or other offense.  Aiding is offering comfort and support to those breaking the law.

Those dishonoring the Rule of Law by counseling and advising deportees as to how they can continue to break our laws, avoid capture, and defy court orders should be charged with aiding and abetting, starting with Nancy Pelosi, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Gavin Newsom, Bill deBlasio, Cory Booker, Kamala Harris, media puppets, and lawyers who are doing the same thing.

gdavidhoward.com

 

Democrat Socialist/Communists always conceal their REAL motive(s)

by

0

Don’t let yourself get ‘Jussied’

Democrat Socialist/Communists always conceal their REAL motive(s). 

  1.  They oppose, in lockstep fashion, any form of voter ID card.

THEIR STATED REASON: It would impose a hardship on minority voters, thus suppressing their votes.

THE REAL REASON:  Not requiring voter identification makes it much easier for non-citizens to vote.

2.  They oppose, in lockstep fashion, any form of border barrier.

THEIR STATED REASON:  Barriers are inhumane and “it’s not who we are as a country”.

THE REAL REASON:  They’re aware that the majority of American voters are opposed to Socialism, so they need a new voter base.  They’re confident they will be able to secure driver licenses, Social Security Cards, etc. for the illegals, and will get them registered to vote.  “Venga aqui! Andele, andele!”

3.  They oppose, in lockstep fashion, any and all deportations.

THEIR STATED REASON:  It’s cruel to separate anyone from their family.  (Although it happens many times everyday to anyone who has been arrested or sent to prison)

THE REAL REASON:  See #2.   It has nothing to do with family welfare.

4.  On climate change and the Green New Deal..

THEIR STATED REASON:  “The world will end in twelve years if we don’t address climate change.”

THE REAL REASON:  The Chief of Staff for Tsarina Alexandria Cortez, the Bronx Einstein, admitted what the real game plan of the Green New Deal is, and it has nothing to do with climate, the environment, or the planet.  Saikat Chakrabarti, Cortez’ Chief of Staff, stated in a conversation which was reported in the WaPo, “The interesting  thing about the Green New Deal is, it wasn’t originally a climate thing at all.”  He went on to say, “Do you guys think of it as a climate thing?  Because we think of it as a ‘how-do-you-change-the-entire-economy thing’.”

In other words, they intend to use the bogus climate change hoax to gain control of all commerce, sans physical government takeover, in order to convert America into a Totalitarian Socialist nation.  When the government takes control of commerce and health care, we can say goodbye to freedom, because the government will then have absolute control of the people.

gdavidhoward.com

 

Climate Hoaxers look more foolish and more bogus everyday.

by

0

France and Germany are experiencing a record heat wave, breaking the old record set in 1947, seventy-two years ago. The climate alarmists are blaming it on global warming.

Recent snow in Colorado is the latest for that area since June 17, 1928, eighty-one years ago! Climate hoaxers say it’s due to climate change, and don’t you dare question that.

The highest temperature ever recorded in North America was 134 degrees F at Death Valley, July 10, 1913, one hundred and six years ago. But the climate hoaxers were around back then, too.

Al Gore’s Grandfather BeauGus Gore claimed the record heat was caused by farm animals’ flatulence and exhausts from Henry Ford’s new contraptions. BeauGus, who invented the Slide Rule, long before his grandson invented the internet, and later the algorithm, calculated that if they didn’t stop cows and pigs from farting, and if they didn’t ban Henry Ford’s contraptions, all the fruit trees and birds would die within 10 years. .

That was in 1913, when BeauGus Gore wrote a play titled “An Inconvenient Toot”, which was performed by actors, dressed in farm animal costumes, cavorting around the stage, farting and belching, while dodging Model T Fords tooting them out of the way. Critics said the play stunk. They gave it two plums down and it was canceled after just two performances.

Folks, there was global warming way back in 1913, and the Climate Hoaxers said, “We have only twelve years to solve this problem or the world will end.” That was 106 years ago.

G. David Howard, Editor G Spot Satire

gdavidhoward.com

P.S. The temperature records are not fake, they’re real.

Upcoming Dem debates will be like recess in a nuthouse.

by

0

Every Democrat Presidential contender is either a babbling idiot, a complete fool, or certifiably nuts. Not every member of the Democrat party is a fool, an idiot, or mentally deranged; just the ones advocating Socialism, i.e. the ones running for the Democrat Presidential nomination. Only mentally deficient people believe in Socialism.
gdavidhoward.com

This just in from G Spot Satire – Joe the parrot strikes again  

by

0

Reporter

“What is your reaction to President Trump calling you sleepy Joe and mentally weak?”

 Sleepy Joe

“If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.”

 Reporter

“Do you have any fears about the upcoming debates?”

 Sleepy Joe

“As I have always said, the only thing we have to fear is fear itself.”

 Reporter

“What is your approach to our foreign policy?”

 Sleepy Joe

“Let me be very clear; speak softly and carry a big stick.”

 Reporter

“Do you have a message for the millennials?”

 Sleepy Joe

“Yes, and you can quote me on this.  Ask not what your country can do for you – ask what you can do for your country.”

 gdavidhoward.com