Caravan of Democrat Voters Inches Closer

The first wave of New Democrat Voters from Central America is now in Tijuana, Mexico.

The group stated they were not allowed to vote in their home countries and are looking forward to voting in Florida.  They plan to stay in Tijuana to file voter registration forms that were provided by the Democrat National Committee. After crossing the border they will be met by a welcoming committee from the DNC.

Wannabe Latino Beto O’Rourke, Socialist Ocasio-Cortez, Future Felon Brenda Snipes, and newly elected Marxist Kyrsten Sinema will be the first to welcome the Nuevos Demócratas, and will give them their bogus ‘Voter Registration Cards’.

After receiving their ‘Voter Registration Cards’ and their EBT cards, Chuck Schumer will tearfully present each of them with a fake Social Security card, a Medicare card, and forms to apply for Federal Unemployment Compensation and an IRS Tax Credit.

The group appears to include a large number of gay caballeros who are reportedly members of the LGBTQ community, and are already registered to vote in U.S. elections. Two of the gay caballeros intend to file charges against Justice Brett Kavanaugh for allegedly groping them in a salón de cantina in Guatemala, years ago. They allege he tried to touch their huevos machos, after consuming several cervesas. ¡Ay, caramba!
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Macaroni and “Jeez!”

French President Macron said, “Patriotism is the exact opposite of nationalism: Nationalism is treason.”

If Macron wants to parse words he should familiarize himself with the work of another person of French heritage, Peter Roget. According to Roget’s Thesaurus the first Synonym of ‘patriotism’ is ‘nationalism’ and the first antonym of ‘patriotism’ is ‘treason’.

In the G Spot Thesaurus, the first synonym for ‘Macron’ is ‘moron’, and the first antonym for ‘erudite’ is ‘Macron’. 
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Elecciones de Estados Unidos

Tom Perez, Chairman of the DNC, is campaigning to allow non-citizens from south of the border to vote in United States’ elections (Elecciones de Estados Unidos) via absentee ballot. He maintains this would put an end to Caravans of Democrat voters (caravanas de votantes demócratas) marching on our southern border and overwhelming our immigration system. Voting by absentee ballot as registered non-citizens, would automatically enroll the migrants in our SNAP and WIC programs and would also qualify them for U. S. healthcare benefits.

U.S. President in Absentia, Barack Hussein Obama, will administer los Elecciones de Estados Unidos campaign with the cooperation of los Comunistas y Islamistas. He will govern from La Mezquita de Obama.

G. David Howard, EIC G Spot Spoofs

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Voters who vote last have the best chance. (The Broward County Covenant: Count until we win.)

Why are early voters Republicans and late voters Democrats? Because Post Election Ballots are available to Democrats only, and because Florida voting laws are designed to suppress the votes of minorities and Socialists/Democrats. For example, voters are required to have a photo ID, which is almost impossible for minority voters to obtain. All the voting instructions are written in ‘Republican’, and most Socialists/Democrats don’t read, write, or speak ‘Republican’.

On Election Day, signs directing people to the voting precincts are written in ‘Republican Code’, making them unreadable to minorities and Socialists/Democrats. Special classes teaching ‘Republican’ are offered by the NEA, and available at local union halls. Help is available on line at www.ocasio-cortezinstatoot.org. Community colleges also have night classes teaching Republican as a Second Language. The Socialists/Democrat’s handbook, “Voting Tips and Ballot Counting for Dummies and Useful Idiots”, can be ordered from BallotCreators.com.
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Ballots R Us Warehouse

The Broward County and the Palm Beach County Boards of Elections have received several Fed Ex deliveries from Ballots R Us Warehouse in Chicago since the polls closed Tuesday evening. The Ballots R Us Warehouse offers authentic looking ballots for any state or county in the United States, pre printed and fully executed. The minimum order is 10,000 ballots and they can be pre-voted 100% Democrat, 80% Democrat, or 60% Democrat. The Ballots R Us Warehouse guarantees next day delivery for regular election orders, or same day delivery for election recounts.

The Ballots R Us Warehouse was established by a Democrat Pac after the Bush/Gore debacle in 2000, and is believed to have been a major player in the 2008 and 2012 elections.

The Ballots R Us Warehouse has also been shipping to DNC offices in Georgia and Arizona.

This just in – Satire Nancy Pelosi on taking back the House

Nancy Pelosi said, “We are going to take back the House, which means….uh…you know what that means…it means that even if …..you know…. and that could happen…and it might not…..but in any case…when I get the gavel….that is…you know….that is when I’ll know more than I do now…..but then so will you. I’ll stand behind what I think I just said, if you get my drift.”

Libs wear out keyboards

I get a kick out of posts by the Libs/Socialists/Democrats. Their rage and hate is obvious, in your face, and discernible in every phrase and sentence they type. It’s difficult, if not impossible, to engage in meaningful discourse with someone who is blinded by hate and out-of-their-mind rage, but it’s fun to watch them make complete fools of themselves. Their rants against Trump are always the same; misguided, misquoted, misunderstood, misstated, tired, and ignorant.

I imagine they can destroy a keyboard faster than a child with a bowl of honey. You know when they’re typing in a fit of rage they are unmercifully pounding that keyboard like a MMA fighter going in for the finish. Keyboard manufacturers love these people.

I know it’s unacceptable to make fun of the afflicted, but I can’t help but be amused. I hope all my friends can sit back, relax, and enjoy the freak shows when these loons rear their hate-filled heads.