DDT was used to exterminate pests until it was banned in 1972, but it’s back, with a vengeance, in it’s new form, DDT², i.e., Destroy Donald Trump Team, led by Special Exterminator Robert Mueller.
The new pest, the Scourge of the Swamp, AKA Hillary’s Waterloo, is President Donald J. Trump, who is apparently immune to DDT², because the Special Exterminator and his team of 17 Not-So-Special, or otherwise, Undistinguished Exterminators, including Hillary’s own Calamity Jeannie Rhee, have used up almost all of their DDT power, to no avail.
DDT² is a revival of ‘The Gang that Couldn’t Shoot Straight’.
With all their firepower aimed at the Scourge of the Swamp, the only things they have nailed, so far, are two or three cockroaches, a stray caterpillar, a straw boss, and a couple dozen Russian Oligarchs.
The Special Exterminator is so distraught he looks like a praying mantis with cooties. Oh my, what if the praying mantis mates?
The entire City of Baconton, Georgia has disappeared. It was discovered Tuesday by the Georgia Department of Cities that Baconton, with a population of 915 people, is gone. It appears the City was eaten; simply swallowed up. Detectives have indicated that Stacey Abrams is a person of interest.
G. David Howard, EIC G Spot Spoofs
What’s all the tuss about a fypo. After all, the ‘F’ is adjacent to the ‘T’, so it’s an easy misfake to make. I do that quite otfen. Uncle Don, who doesn’t know Schiff from Shinola, told me about Trump tweeting about ‘Little Adam Schitt’, and I said, “You gotta be schiffing me!” Everyone knows Uncle Don is full of Schiff, but it still fickled the Schiff out of me. I think the tuss they’re making over a silly Tweet is horseschiff. They don’t know what they’re falking about. They’re just falkin’ Schiff.
After listening to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez give a long, confused, and exhaustive answer, the reporter asked, “Are you finished?” Cortez said, “No, I’m Puerto Rican. I’ve never been to Finland.” The reporter said, “Why don’t you go to Helsinki?” To which Cortez bristled and said, “That was rude, hateful, and completely uncalled for.”
The aftermath from the mid-term elections has proved once again that one team, and it’s the same team every election, refuses to accept defeat. Calling them sore losers is much too gentle.
Imagine playing poker with one of these defrauders, and hearing, “Who says a full house beats a flush? Who made up that rule? That rule is clearly biased and I refuse to accept it. A flush should beat a full house. Don’t tell me it’s always been that way, because I don’t care. That rule book was printed by a publisher who supports the other party, so don’t even go there.”
And so it goes and never ends.