The Democrat debates haven’t been very exciting. No single candidate has been able to distinguish ___self from the rest of the field. Push-ups Joe has an idea he believes will spark interest in the overall process and prove to be a huge fundraiser on pay-per-view. Joe will face Bernie Sanders in a three round MMA contest, then a tag team wrestling match pitting Elizabeth Warren and Kirsten Gillibrand against Kamala Harris and Amy Klobuchar. Warren has agreed not to use Chief Don Eagle’s famous “Indian Death Lock” hold. De Blasio and O’Rourke will compete in a slam dunk contest while Booker arm wrestles Hickenlooper, and Buttigieg has a game of Hot Hands with Castro. The losers will drop out of the race and the winners will move on to the next debate.
The opening ceremony will feature Tulsi Gabbard parachuting into the arena with The Squad singing “We Are the People”, while throwing darts at a life size cutout of President Trump. That will be followed by Marianne Williamson’s rendition of “The Power of Love”.
I can’t wait!
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