I think they should have at least one more bowl game. A bowl game pitting two winless teams against each other; The Losers Bowl. It would be dramatic; two teams,each fighting for its first and only win of the season, sponsored by American Standard and called the American Standard Toilet Bowl. The game should be played in the city that is the armpit of the world, San Francisco. The San Francisco Cow Palace would be the perfect venue for the Toilet Bowl. Imagine having Rosie O’Donnell sing the National Anthem at the Cow Palace?! There wouldn’t be a dry eye in the house. This year it could be the Occidental Tigers (0-8) versus the Bates Bobcats (0-9), broadcast by ESPN with Keith Olbermann, Occidental Alum Barack Obama, and Bryant Gumbel, a Bates Alum, all in the broadcast booth.
g. david howard 